hmm..sounds a little out of whack

ever since she was a baby, kisu has used pooka as a 'butt gun'. he holds her over his shoulder and squeezes her cheeks while he makes firing noises. she absolutely LOVES this. now that she is old enough to do it herself, we frequently get barraged. tonight she declared that the guns need a tuneup. she went and got her toolkit and made kisu do an inspection. i was laughing my butt guns off. after she was done (not to her satsifaction, but hey, who has a manual for these things?) she wanted me to fire my guns. so i'm standing there in the bedroom, half naked, squeezing my now ample(r) butt cheeks making firing noises. thank goodness mine was the only camera there....